Cricket Duck

Howzat! Bowl over your team mates with our cricketing duck, the perfect present for the imperfect batsman! Padded up and carrying a bat and a ball, this duck waddled before the umpire gave him out - back for a long bath and consideration of shot selection, no doubt. 'Put some bread on a length, maybe that'll get him out of his crease'.  If your friend's a TAILender struggling to get off the mark, it's the duck for them!

Hand-painted club personalisations are available on request with a minimum order of 500 - email richard@duck-world.com for details.

(Some jokes I was not allowed to include in the product description include references to the Rubber Duckworth-Lewis method, getting out Beak Before Wicket, and being caught at Deep Quackward Pond)